Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Well it's the alley cat

Puffin' on a hootie rat

Some think I'm a criminal

But yo I ain't all o' that

Hit ya with a baseball bat

An' ya wanna ill though

Wanna mess around ya get bucked on the hill bro

Kick it like a steel toe

Real slow

Hits from the bong

Make me feel like Cheech and I'm kickin' it with Chong

Just like Cheech 'n' Chong frontin' with ice cream

Cypress hill is here to give you a nice dream

Speak it like a roller and you know its rolled tightly

I like a funky beat so why ya tryin' ta fight me

Pigs often cite me

That's not polite G

At any hour of the day you know I might be

Harassed by a pig real fast

They wanna Rodney King me

Always tryin' ta crowd my ass

Ain't got no class

I hit they ass like the Buddha that's stinky

They wanna scruff but they just so rinky-dinky

I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk

Sen got the Phillie an' he's gonna light the blunt

Sippin' at the kufu

Make me go cuckoo!

Somethin' like loco

Then I turn into this loocool

Bringin' the beta yeah now the funk's risin'

Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen

As I kick a drum beat comin' straight from my sinus

Crazy nasal vocals can I make the hotties loco

I remember Sister Maggie

Breasts were kinda saggy

Used to sell me buddha out of fucked up little baggies

Honey'd up a twenty even when I had no money

She said 'Pay me back with some Latin dick Sonny'

I'd never went out and I don't think I'm gonna

Just for some buddha she wanted me to bone her

Demeaning

You think you know what I'm meaning

I got somethin' for the ho's to be scheming

On the Buddha Real

I took a trip to Hootaville

I'll throw you out the door of my big blue Seville

Then light another joint

This ain't no exploitation

For we are the ones stonin' in the ways of the masters

Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

Stoned is the way of the walk

'Hit the ass

Hit the ass like the buddha that's stinky'