She's a flat-foot woman

With a low I.Q.,

When it comes to makin' love

She knows just what to do.

She's a wine-o,

Yes she's my mommy-o.

Now she ain't good lookin',

But she knows what's cookin',

She's a wine-o

She's my mommy-o.

She weighs two-ten,

She's got a horrible face,

No star in pictures

Could ever take her place.

She's a wine-o,

Yes she's my mommy-o.

Now she ain't good lookin',

But she knows what's cookin',

She's a wine-o

She's my mommy-o.

Look like a tiger,

Love like a lamb,

She puts her arms around me,

I shout Ooo-bop she-bam!

She's a wine-o,

Yes she's my mommy-o.

Now she ain't good lookin',

But she knows what's cookin',

She's a wine-o

She's my mommy-o.