White and black, the friendly bears of China

White and black, they rarely reproduce

What shall be done about these Chinese bears?

What shall be done about these friendly bears?

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Yay!

Why should we save them?

What good do they do?

Have you ever seen a panda

Do something good for you?

They can't wear t-shirts,

They can't bounce basketballs

They can't walk tightropes

Over Niagra Falls

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

You fat bastard!

All endangered species

Leave endangered feces

If you knew how bad they smelled

You would gladly take their pelt

If we kill them all

We can have more parking lots

We can have small couches

Made of little ocelots

Die, they must die

The pandas must die

Die, they must die

The pandas must die,