Two dollars shy of a five dollar bill

Last mile I pushed my truck uphill

About hurt me

I left my truck by the pum irght where I parked it

Walked thru the doors of the Last Chance Market

Have mercy, I was thirsty

Guy behind the counter said what's it gonna be

I said I don't know man you tell me

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It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack

One goes in my tank one comes in a sack

Makes life complicated when they cost the same

It aint' no fun to do without one

But I'll do a lotta walkin' if my motor don't run

It's a tough ol' choice to make if you know what I mean

It's either beer or gasoline

I could feel that video camera watch me

Checkin' out the sale on the Old Milwaukee

Three bucks to my name

That cooler had every brand known to man

Tall boys, bottles, and aluminum cans

Ah, what a shame

And it's gettin' pretty bad when you finally discover

It all comes down to either one or the other

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I could see where this is headed

And I'm tired of talkin'

Cold beer, unleaded

Hell I'm walkin'

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Beer or gasoline

It's a gallon of gas or a cold six pack

One goes in my tank one comes in a sack

It aint' no fun to do without one

But I'll do a lotta walkin' if my motor don't run