Oh the doctor's time is precious time

So you'll just have to wait

The doctor wants you here by six

And won't see you 'til eight

So sit right down, fill this out

You can read a magazine

'till we take you to another room

Where we'd like you naked please

Then we'll hurt you some, depress your tongue,

Strain your cash, strain your blood, utterly smash your breast

So we'll poke and prod and sigh and nod and we won't know what you've got

But the doctor's time is precious time and your time don't mean squat