I thought we had something good

I thought we had something grand

Turns out in the end

That you're not my MAN!

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch

While watching soap operas

With a roaring fire going

I also enjoyed shaving your nads

Naked Twister was fun too...

You stole my heart

We could have made this work

But you left and called me a dork

Well I got news for you

My mommy says I'm the coolest kid

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch

While watching soap operas

With a roaring fire going

I also enjoyed shaving your nads

Naked Twister was fun too...

You stole my heart

I'll be laying here all day

With my memories of you

How we would stay in bed all day

When we should have been in class

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch

While watching soap operas

With a roaring fire going

I also enjoyed shaving your nads

Naked Twister was fun too...

You stole my heart

But still I'll never forget

Those nights we spent together

In bed in the dark in the pitch black moon light

In case you didn't know

We were totally gay

I miss the days when we cuddled on the couch

While watching soap operas

With a roaring fire going

I also enjoyed shaving your nads

Naked Twister was fun too...

You stole my heart

You said let's just leave it to fate

I didn't know you'd turn straight

Now you're with Kate

The streets of this town are so cold and so windy

My cock shrivled up to the size of my pinky

I miss the days when we cuddled on the