Meet your plastic robot man

Your gullible, proud garbage can

Stretch me like a rubber bandI′ll snap back into place

I've got something that you need

Financial insecurity

A sense that it′s not stopping me

From punching my own face

And all my friends are laughing but they're gonna eat their words

Cause I'm gonna be a millionaire someday

I′ll blame my friends for all my pain

Piss in my mouth and I′ll taste rain

My mailman robbed me blind again

Employee of the week

Sometimes my old mailman fails

And gets himself caught up in jail

You know I'll gladly pay his bail

Cause soon I′ll be the thief

And all my family's laughing but they′re gonna eat their words

Cause I'm gonna be a billionaire someday

Special interests, focus groups

Raise your voice, support the troops

Keeping up just ain′t no use

It starts to sound the same

I just wanna close the door

Pretend things ain't so bad no more

One thing that I know for sure

The mailman ain't to blame

And all the world is laughing but they′re gonna eat their words

Cause I′m gonna be a trillionaire someday