They say we're in a state of emergency

So how come no one is panicking

Where were you when they

Wrote the news?

And how are you?

Are you feeling blue?

The paper doesn't cause

Too much of a fuss

Perhaps it's because it's not, it's not sad enough

Where were you when they

Wrote the news

And how are you

Are you feeling blue

You've seen the colour blue

Call me in the morning

We'll go for toast and tea

Where were you when they

Broke the news

How are you

Are you feeling blue

You've never seen the colour blue

You've never seen the colour blue

Well you've never

No, you've never seen the colour

Never seen the colour blue

Never seen the colour blue

Never seen the colour blue

You've never seen the colour blue

Oh no, you've never seen the colour blue

You've never seen the colour blue