Chamillionaire is so crazy

Look at the face of the media like you, crazy

You thought I′d fall, I'm sorry dawg ya, crazyMirror mirror, on the wall you are, crazy

I wonder if it′s still called memory loss

If you can't remember the last time you lost, aha

Yeah

The only time I lose, is when it's my memory

Haters comin′ around here, talkin′ about "Remember me?"

Naw amnesia, Cham leader apparently

You were just a follower, now I'm about to set a speed

If they can′t keep up, with no one ahead of me

Victory is just, what I said I can achieve

'Bout to be trouble, you scared? I think you betta leave

Hope you don′t have asthma ahum, go head and breathe

Yeah, pull out your inhaler

You're going to have to catch a breath for this one

This the victory lap

Yeah

Garage lift up, it′ll create some enemies

Got that "S-S" in the middle of it like Tennessee

Sorry but the Ferarri there, isn't friend-ly

The engine be runnin' pvroom, like it′s scared of keys

If she a freak don′t handcuff her, just let her be

Get your G's, like five letters after the letter B

Photocopy, couldn′t possibly find a better me

Hot, like two letters after the letter C

In the name of gang, that's been runnin′ the game

Help me explain and tell 'em, Chamillitary mayne

I am a hustla, you gotta pay me

No time to sleep, I′m in the streets on the daily

When you a hustla, no bein' lazy

I got it whenever you need it, just page me

Hustla music

Hustla music

Hustla music

I'm hustlin′ music

You thinkin′, you thinkin' I′ma lose baby

Either you stupid or you gotta be crazy

You ready Famous?

Hold up, I gotta take these twenty G's and take ′em to the bank G, handle up

Alright fo' sho, I got it

Yeah!

The Hype Williams, to y′all rookies you know that this is

A motion picture so sick, that I call it motion sickness

Jonathan Manyon the manuscript, so hold ya pictures

Just like you posin' for strippers and tryin' show ya riches

Materialistic, I got a lot materials

Um, I gotta lot of, uhh Chamnesia

I′d probably break up with my own self and go solo

Versus for a promo, oh no

I′m a monster

I be cummin' like dicks, no homo

A lil′ to gangsta for them flicks, no photos

I'm high like gas, rose sticks and blow dodo

Aha that Texas (shit), fo′ shodo

Fresh of the underground circuit

Straight into this overground circus, (clown ass)

I'ma do numbers like the lotto

Shoot ′trone straight out the bottle

You not lookin' at a role model

So, I say it one time and one time only, (say it)

Not ya buddy, not a pal, or ya homie

You know me

I am a hustla, you gotta pay me

No time to sleep, I'm in the streets on the daily

When you a hustla, no bein′ lazy

I got it whenever you need it, just page me

Hustla music

Hustla music

Hustla music

I′m hustlin' music

You thinkin′, you thinkin' I′ma lose baby

Either you stupid or you gotta be crazy

I'm like Bruh Man on the fifth flo′

'Cept I'm comin′ in through the front do′

I ain't gotta use the window

Let′s go

Now please pass my passport, because of it

I got groupies with longer hair than Cousin It

Brazilian ladies who tell me, "This bra just doesn't fit"

Twins in two rooms, try to make me double dip

Should of known I would win yeah, you thought you had it (what?)

Like my cars and my weapon, that is automatic

This the part of the horror flick

Where the white lady trips and falls

And me and Famous escape with the millions

Haha!

Two heavy weights from the Lone Star State

And if thirty′s the new twenty, I've been high since eight, (haha)

Me flop, just wait, not turn blue (nigga)

Tell ′em that I'm Famous, thought I was a new (nigga)

Thought you knew (nigga), when I'm applyin′ pressure

The brothers play the back, lookin′ like some rhymin' extras

′Cause I'm the star of the movie, can′t move me

Don't try either, either

I′ma roast you then Bake-er like Anita

Fuck (hot), my records got the feva - stop actin' like a diva

They tellin' Cham how they feelin′ me

I′m a Universal asset, ya whole team liability

So I ain't finna leave, so you ain′t finna breathe

I could cut it up, or keep it cool like the winter breeze

My piece and chain symbolize respect

My mouth piece symbolize a check, yep, (Chamillitary mayne)

No kids here, so how you gonna play me?

Boy tryin' cash out, so how you gonna pay me?

I am a hustla, you gotta pay me

No time to sleep, I′m in the streets on the daily

When you a hustla, no bein' lazy

I got it whenever you need it, just page me

The hustla of all hustlas, I′ll sell ya somethin' I borrow

Sell night to the day, and then sell today to tomorrow

(No money, don't even bother) Got some paper then call her

Call George Bush′s daughter, I′ll sell her Katrina water

Why?

Just to get at her father, just so they have some evidence

I'm slick enough to take precedence from the president

America′s worse nightmare, is right here

I stay sizzlin' like flares, look up, pheerrm

It′s quite clear, it's my year ′til I hear

Somebody smoother, then I'm the ruler, I'm like where

Is he at just let me know I′ma bury him

Under the rocks in the bottom of my aquarium

The chances of me losin′ this time are very slim

If he was bright, then I'm turnin′ him down to very dim

If it ain't me in the sequel, then there will be no sequel

You know the obvious reason is ′cause there is no equal.