May I introduce you to

The world′s most decorated zoo

For everything you wish was make-believeOh, buddy did you know

You could shake hands with a demon

If you wanna take that dare, so be it

You could lose an arm or a leg so easy here

So let me give you a scenario

And don't you tell a soul

It′s only hypothetical

Imagine all your nightmares

Contained in a single glorified reformatory

Where nothing ever gets out

Straitjackets have been worn out

Good guys, bad guys accommodated

If it don't make any sense, like it's something in a story

We′ll make sure it stays fiction

In our superstitious foundation

Medicine unlike any other

Coffee machine dispensing blood for a sucker

All that we display will never leave

But buddy, don′t you know

We don't wanna let armageddon

Rear its ugly head like a nuclear weapon

We secure, contain, protect

So you don′t live in fear

Did I even mention

The monsters that preside?

Where do I begin? Where do I begin?

'Cause there is more than 99

The Vermin God, The Anklebiters

Brother′s Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped in the Typewriter

Snapper of Necks, On A Perfect Day

Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay

Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In the Book

Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home

There Was a Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend

Hateful Star, Desert in a Can

And that isn′t even half of it

So let me give you a scenario

And don't you tell a soul

It's only hypothetical

Let me give you a scenario

But don′t you go thinking it′s real

Imagine all your nightmares

Contained in a single glorified reformatory

Where nothing ever gets out

Straitjackets have been worn out

Good guys, bad guys accommodated

If it don't make any sense, like it′s something in a story

We'll make sure it stays fiction

In our superstitious foundation

Superstitious foundation

Superstitious foundation