You got some sparkly abs

That beautiful facial hair

You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there′Cause you are way too handsome, yeah

I get intrusive thoughts of death

Wait, what?

You got some sparkly abs

That beautiful facial hair

You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there

'Cause you are way too handsome, yeah

I get intrusive thoughts of death

Wait, what?

I wanna be like you

I wanna be like you

But I′ll never be like you

Be like you, be like you

I wanna be like you

I wanna be like you

But I'll never be like you

Be like you, be like you

Why you gotta tell me

How much you really wanna kill me?

'Cause I′m built like a god so manly?

Why can′t we all be a happy family?

I mean, yeah, look at my biceps

And my triceps

And my quadriceps

And my fiveceps

Aww man, I'm a handsome mamma-jamma

But you can′t just give up

I wanna be like you

I wanna be like you

But I'll never be like you

Be like you, be like you

I wanna be like you

I wanna be like you

But I′ll never be like you

Be like you, be like you

You got some sparkly abs

That beautiful facial hair

You make me wanna jump right off of that cliff over there

'Cause you are way too handsome, yeah

I get intrusive thoughts of death

Wait, what?

I wanna be like you

I wanna be like you

But I′ll never be like you

Be like you, be like you

I wanna be like you

I wanna be like you

But I'll never be like you

Be like you, be like you