Yuh, yeh, huh, yuh, uh, yuh, haha

Ha, uh, hahaha

Huh, yuh, yuh

Yuh, I′ma be a cool dad

Let my kids drink down in the basement

Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded

We′re gettin' wasted

We're gettin′ wasted

Yeah, I′ma be a cool dad

Let my kids drink down in the basement

Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded

We′re gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed

Uh, you′re goddamn right

You can do drugs but keep it outta sight

No need to keep it down, you can party all night

Just don't let me catch your ass though playin′ Fortnite

Uh, uh, lemme tell you 'bout the birds and the bees

R-rated movies we don't keep it PG

I′ma be cool when you′re smokin' on trees

I′ma be cool, we start doin skis

Yuh, I'ma be a cool dad

Let my kids drink down in the basement

Got my friends upstairs gettin′ faded

We're gettin′ wasted

We're gettin' wasted

Yeah, I′ma be a cool dad

Let my kids drink down in the basement

Got my friends upstairs gettin′ faded

We're gettin′ wasted, waste-e-ed

Sorry, not sorry

I party, you party

Picking you up in my brand new ferrari

Classmates are jealous of your diamond necklace

So fuck what they tell us

So, can't you read? ABCs

Maybe hitting too much weed

Rich as me?

In your dreams

Please just listen when I speak

Uh, yuh, I′ma be a cool dad

Let my kids drink down in the basement

Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded

We′re gettin' wasted

We're gettin′ wasted

Yeah, I′ma be a cool dad

Let my kids drink down in the basement

Got my friends upstairs gettin' faded

We′re gettin' wasted, waste-e-ed