We broke up, it was messy and I′m so embarrassed

Let it get the best of me, I wasn't thinking clearly, oh

Now, I′ll be the bigger personAnd I won't lash out even though I'm really hurt

Another lesson learned, I′m moving on

I won′t call you in the middle of the night

Won't show up to your house without an invite

I won′t beg you for a second chance

'Cause I got a man now with a good health plan

I′m gonna steal your dad

Be the best he ever had

Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn′t keep his promise

And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted

Oh, I know we have a past

I think we should start from scratch

'Cause I'm with him now but it could′ve been us if you never did me wrong

I wouldn′t be your stepmom

Told your dad, I want a studio in your bedroom

It's looking comfortable and I′m looking to take more from you (to take more from you)

Uh, I'm in it, for the long haul and I′ll admit it

I've been unconventional, some may say it′s borderline insane

Please don't call me in the middle of the night

Don't show up to my house without an invite

Me and your father have been talking

And we think it′s time you get off our phone plan

I′m gonna steal your dad

Be the best he ever had

Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn′t keep his promise

And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted

Oh, I know we have a past

I think we should start from scratch

'Cause I′m with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong

I wouldn′t be your stepmom

Is this how you saw my wedding?

As another guest attending

I don't wanna see you objecting

When you're the one who fucked our ending

Is this how you saw my wedding?

As another guest attending

I don′t wanna see you objecting

When you′re the one who fucked our ending

I'm gonna steal your dad

Be the best he ever had

Send your mom home crying ′cause he couldn't keep his promise

And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted

Oh, I know we have a past

I think we should start from scratch (I think we should start from scratch)

′Cause I'm with him now but it could′ve been us if you never did me wrong

I wouldn't be your stepmom