All That Jazz

[VELMA]

Come on babe

Why don't we paint the town?

And all that Jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees

And roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all

That

Jazz

Slick your hair

And wear your buckle shoes

And all that Jazz

I hear that Father Dip

Is gonna blow the blues

And all that Jazz

Hold on, hon

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at United Drug

I case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do that-

[VELMA AND COMPANY]

Jazz

[COMPANY]

Skidoo!

[VELMA]

And all that Jazz

[COMPANY]

Hotcha!

Whoopee!

[VELMA]

And all that Jazz

[COMPANY]

Ha! Ha! Ha!

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

[ALL]

And all that jazz

[VELMA]

Find a flask

We're playing fast and loose

[ALL]

And all that jazz

[VELMA]

Right up here

Is where I store the juice

[ALL]

And all that jazz

[VELMA]

Come on, babe

We're gonna brush the sky

I bet you luck Lindy

Never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

to all that Jazz?

[COMPANY]

Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

[VELMA]

And all that jazz

[COMPANY]

Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break

[VELMA]

And all that jazz

[COMPANY]

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle

If she'd hear her baby's queer

For all that jazz

[VELMA]

And All that jazz

Come on, babe

Why Don't we paint

The town?

And all that ja