Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,

and she's probably getting frisky...

right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Right now, she's probably up singing some

white-trash version of Shania karoke..

Right now, she's probably saying I'm drunk

and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats,

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,

Cause the next time that he cheats...

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seats...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...