Baby, pass the aspirin, something′s gotta work

I know I did it to myself but man oh man it hurts

That second last Martini, the one that went down real smoothSet me on the bender with nothing left to lose

I just can't apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed′s an ocean liner

And I can't call for help

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I′ll ever have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it′s the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch

I think I′ve got the symptoms and none of them will leave

They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief

It must′ve been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams

At least I found my pillow 'cause I can′t find my keys

It's hard to remember

All of the events

But I must've paid the tab

′Cause all that′s left is fifty cents

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime it's the last time

I′ll ever have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime it's the last time

I′ll ever have a liquid lunch

Baby, I can call the pharmacy

They'll bring something up, something up ′toute suite'

Some exotic medicine to cure my every ill

With some kind of magic pill

I just can't apologize

For what I did to myself

My bed′s an ocean liner

And I can′t call for help

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I′ll ever have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I′ll ever have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I′ll ever have a liquid lunch

Yea baby, it hurts a bunch

The girls got going and we had a munch

I promise on a dime, it's the last time

I'll ever have a liquid lunch