Boy number one made a picnic for two

Saw he was nervous, I thought it was cute

Until I found out that his mom made the foodIt was good, though

Boy number two had a beautiful face

I highly agreed to go back to his place

His wife really had some impeccable taste

She was sweet, though

I′ve been on this ride

This rollercoaster's a carousel

And I′m getting nowhere

Boys around the world, I want to believe that

When you chase a girl, it's not just hunting season

I can see the future, say it like you mean it

"I've got a beach house in Malibu

And I′m probably gonna hurt your feelings"

"I′m probably gonna hurt your feelings"

"I'm probably gonna hurt you"

Boy number twelve had a look in his eyes

Brought up his ex and he started to cry

Told me he loved me the very first night

Oh, no

Who knows what I′m in for with

Boy number I-can't-keep-count-anymore?

I′ve been on this ride

This rollercoaster's a carousel

And I′m getting nowhere

Boys around the world, I want to believe that

When you chase a girl, it's not just hunting season

I can see the future, say it like you mean it

"I've got a beach house in Malibu

And I′m probably gonna hurt your feelings"

I′m probably gonna hurt you

Got a weekend in paradise

And I'm probably gonna never call you

I′m probably gonna hurt you

I got big plans to take care of you

I just need to borrow ten thousand dollars

I'm probably gonna hurt you

I got a lake house in Canada

And I′m probably gonna harvest your organs

I'm probably gonna hurt you

I′ve got a beach house in Malibu

And I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings

Boys around the world, I want to believe that

When you chase a girl, it's not just hunting season

I can see the future, say it like you mean it

"I′ve got a beach house in Malibu

And I′m probably gonna hurt your feelings"