Her treasure chest was sunken

Equally cursed and blessed

In her Versace dress

Too eager to impress

A vision filled her soap sud hell

Twin tub on spin

Lets all her daydreams in

And hope she wants away from him

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

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She's a millionaire

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

High street, pram, chariot scene from Ben Hur

Push chair rage

A customised roll bar cage

Will help baby come of age

So what's in the pram is it teen death?

Bazooka the check-out queue

There's no need to argue

About who was in front of who

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

The ad begs: "Buy bottled water"

But we know that it tastes of piss

Should be getting our tampons free

DIY gynaecology

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire

She's on it, she got it

She's on it, she's on it

She's on it, she's on it

She's a millionaire