Forgive me if I seem

To be impatient and obscene

It's just bad luck to fall so flat

And hear the voices shouting back

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

As orange buffoons dance

They booked a fakir in advance

Left purple jungles in a trance

To raise their nepotistic chants

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

Tinkerbell should have waited before turning on the TV show

She should have waited, she should have waited

Before the show

The TV show

The TV show

So you want to be a star

Tell the monkey where you are

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Did you fly into a rage?

Do you lust for centre stage?

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Did you long to leave your mark?

Did you swear that you'd go far?

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If you want to be a star

Tell the monkey where you are

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