Somebody's drivin' my car

Somebody's usin' my name

Somebody's kissin' my girl

So why am I doin' time?

This ain't no pink champagne

Doin' time – this is a ball and chain

Doin' time – this ain't no swank hotel

Doin' time – this is a mile-wide hell

If it don't fit the crime

How come you get off and I'm doin' time?

Somebody bake me a cake

You'd better sneak in a file

You'd better buy me a judge

I've been set up and I'm doin' time

This ain't no pink champagne

Doin' time – this is a ball and chain

Doin' time – this ain't no swank hotel

Doin' time – this is a mile-wide hell

Honey please don't leave me hangin' here

Can't you see the end is near?

It's a crime, you get off and I'm doin' time.

Transcribed by Michael Hack [email protected]