This is the sound of a thousand clapping asses

I find myself inside the restroomThe fear is setting in

I approach the wall of men

Each one emptying their members

I unzip my pants

And begin to sweat profusely

That′s when it happened

The man next to me caught a peek at my dick

This is so embarrassing

This is why I should have chosen a stall

It's so hard to use a urinal with a dick this small

I just pissed on myself, fuck

They say it′s not the size of the boat

But it my case I'm barely afloat

It doesn't get much harder than this

No seriously, this is as hard as it gets

Some guys describe it as a tic-tac

But there isn′t a mini version of that

It′s more like a grain of rice

Everybody stops because they have to look twice

It's sort of like a teeny tiny muffin

My dick looks like a second belly button

I′ll look on the bright side of this

I'll never have to buy a single toothpick

Honestly, it′s like it doesn't even exist

I can even keep my legs closed every time that I sit

Teeny weenie

I have the world′s smallest cock

Teeny weenie

Sometimes I fill my pants with my socks