My old truck was missing out an' end

Figured it was time to trade her in

The salesman he came rushin' out

Said we get a beauty let me tell you about

It's got satellite radio an' DVD

On Star an' even got your own TV

Take a minute son and sit inside

I told him buddy 'fore you pimp my ride

I'm a

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Meat and potato man

Like to keep it just as simply as I can

I'll tell 'fore you even grease the pan

I'm meat and potato man

Don't need all the fancy stuff

Just the basics buddy that'll be enough

I'll tell you plain so you understand

I'm a meat and potato man

You go to buy a cup of coffee these days

They make it up about a hundred ways

Decafe, half n' half, vanilla, hazel nut

I like it black in a styrofoam cup

An' every time I pull up to the drive thru

Way too many choices on the menu

Sugar free, low carb, and no fat

Well hell yeah I want some fries with that

Cause I'm a

Meat and potato man

Like to keep it just as simply as I can

I'll tell 'fore you even grease the pan

I'm meat and potato man

I like boots an' old blue jeans

The Three Stooges and jelly beans

Fishin' worms an' a coffee can

A cold beer an' a country band

Cause I'm a

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