Never met a German

Never even seen one

Read it on the newsstand that day

That the tanks are rolling

Next thing I remember is that I'm walking in the army

Following instructions it isn't very charming

Oh (ohohohohoh)

Even now I feel like I'm on fire

Oh - even now I couldn't get much higher

Now I am a general and I am giving out the orders

I almost have an orgasm when the tanks are rolling

Crashing through the borders

It's good to be a general

Just tell these idiots what to do...hehe

Anyone in my position would love it to I say:

Oh(ohohohohoh)

- even now I feel like I'm on fire

Oh – even now I couldn't get much higher

Never never never

Now I am a German