Brandons Freestyle

Who wants to taste my chamuso

You want to kiss my chamuso

im gonna give it to you now

Who like my chopsticks

Hit you in the shin with my little less stick

Yellow

If you want to see me eat jello

I never seen nothing like you before

I can kick you – Higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

Who wants a taste of my Volon Tea

Whoa Who Ha Te Che Che

Everybody in the phone book named Chai

Wanna see my wife

Never good going to the gong with a bang

Waaa

Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball

But that's not right

Nah it aint real life

Youa Flaw

Down in break a Leg

Everybody wanna see me break a neck

Well I don't but I like fried rice

And I aint got rice

Ching Chang Woo Ching Wang woo rice

That aint nice

Fraud for the cookie

I always sold it twice

Delivery Free but not from me

Only for a dollar fifty

Fifty five

Wanna see me goga

Hurt you with the line Hyiaaaa

Wow when I hit you

With the shit, door split

Take a shit after you eat my dick

Kung foo

Want my buffet

You fucking gay

Ayh Wlo hit you with the hay

Stay the fuck away

Hit you in the balls

Only Americans eat duck sauce

And my soy sauce is for you

I can put it in your shoe

Watch this

I can tiptoe while you take a piss

In my bathroom spy on you

While you little boy shits

Whooooooooya

I can kick you if you don't pay the bill

And if you want a little bit that's fifty cents

Bitch

Everything costs a little bit

So don't expect nothing for free

At least not from me

Ching Chang Chooee

I got you from Taiwan city

At Hong Kong I just want a bong

And I can do it all night long

And don't expect me for a beer kong

I can get you and tackle you thank you

Never see me where I get you I beg you

Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage

And make you feel all my rage

Poke you with a little stick till you pay

Before these two come and rape me

God damn a chip burn blew away my whole city

Ho che min shoot a load on your chin

God damn this here is goin' to debay

And if you wanna come on then

You can work in to my world

Let the yellow shit begin

Hooooyga

Cant retain

I gotcha cookin choya brain

And its called Egg foo Yung Eynlo minn

So come on then baby and have us a buffet

Whooyaaaa

Haaaaaaaaa

Yola cann en dayde

Ha en doy den geh ha ha ha

Huh Huh Huuh

(sent in by Liam McKenna)