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Sleepin' on the foldout thanks to me and my big mouth

Why did I do what I did

I should'a known better than to lie

But it's too late and so tonight I'm

Sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed

She wanted me to go and see her family

But I told her that I had to work

I never dreamed she'd get home so dang early

And she caught me cleanin' fish

Out on our back porch

And now I'm

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I can't believe they call this thing a mattress

It's 2 a.m. and I'm wide awake

Lookin' back I should'a just been honest

Instead of tellin' her the whole staff

Spent the day out on the lake

And now I'm

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Yeah, I'm sleepin' on the foldout sofa-bed