Yo! Call me special aka Enemy-Ed

Dirty grimy til I′m dead

Pissin' in Eve′s garden and bedSolitary ain't working S

So the warden recommends 2 to the fuckin head

Fans get sent the bill

Delusion not real

Spreading the children who stand in front like field

You listening to raps Rasputin

Call me Vladimir Putin

Who? That hip hop Newton

Smash you with the horn you been tootin stupid

You listening to the one who make gravity snap back to reality

Bigger than idol

When I'm gone, burn me a bible

Rape all my rivals

I′m always fuckin′ held liable

I'm writing lyrics that′ll torture your soul

Reduce the foundation of your life to smoulder and mold HA!

Don't believe me? Then just lo and behold

Let the story unfold

You see I′m holding the globe

There's nowhere to roam

I′m everywhere controlling the globe

Anybody fuckin' with me is getting thrown in a hole

Inhale your spirit while I'm smokin′ a bowl

I′m frozen I'm cold

I′m hopin' to just open ya throat!

With the sharpest linguistics that you can not imagine

You start to rap, I′ll start to laugh and you're like "Dawg, what happened?"

I′m just relaxing and attackin' in the darkest fashion

I'll start stabbin′ when I′m rappin'

So let′s start the action

Maybe I'm going a little strong for you

I′m haunting you like poltergeist your soul does not belong to you

It's all for me so offer me your everything

It′s all for free, exalting the exalted

He is everything you want to be

I'm an original Misfit, like Glen Danzig

With these lipid tryptichs for your brain canvas

If his spit is too cryptic go lick acid

If you only fillin' positions you can lift caskets

My prescription is missing when I′m kickin′ masks in

Call it Dr. Caligari's Hell in a basket

I′ve got... Millions of pots to piss in and I'm just that sick

I′m killin' the opposition with just one click

Are they really gonna miss him, he′s just one glitch

I'll spill the inner fillings like "THAT'S THAT SHIT!"

You sittin reading the captions

Adjusting your reading glasses

I fuck with the meaning of classic

A cup of the piss to the masses

As a toast to the speech of the fascists (Fuckin′ fascists)

Wack rappers want it all but they should read the Tao Te Ching

Now they sing too loudly proudly coming at crowds with nothing to bring

Truth lies between the dichotomy of holy ties

Die coddling proseperous toddlers with swollen eyes

I ought to be resting between the breasts of mother fuck

Smother us completely so that we may pass on the buck

Daily life has become more than Orwellian

Poor plans devised by the wealthiest hellions

The healthiest fellowships always pump the bellows

Creeping out a freemason freaking out an oddfellow

Screaming fuck your emo fears while i′m scheming on some phoenix tears

Stabbing you in the FUPA with mean beats like Gene Krupa

But this ain't the drum battle and you ain′t that Rich Buddy

Take your ass to school and you still couldn't be my understudy

I have nothing to rap about so i go knock back a stout

The only bars i′m concerned with are the ones that aren't kicking me out

I′ll strong arm a strongbow and give the front of house a smack in the mouth

I'd rather be forever alone

I don't condone the clout

Yo the awesomest optimist

Burning nazis down in Auschwitz

Deep diggin′ ya girl like a mango with an octopus

Sexual tentacle, you festive like a festival

Fussili Jerry bury you in deep shit like a vegetable

I′m front and centre while you play the wall like Pink Floyd

You got no character, your life is just a big void

I'll leave you destroyed, like the place you′re employed

A social outcast no wonder I'm a big boy

I put the soy inside the soylent

You can say I′m voilent, I mean violent

Too many tyrants on my island

I should stay silent but it's hard in this environment

Where even the sellouts sell their CDs on consignment

I should retire, pump the breaks and call it quits

Go back to school before I′m swallowed by this dark abyss

But that would be a fuckin' copout

I'm going Paul Walker on the highway with the top down!