Back in 2008 I scammed a kid for an umbrella

What′s nine + ten "19?" you're a dumb fella

You′re so stupid you put two nickles in your earAnd thought you were listening to 50 cent

He asked for 50 I gave him 20 procent

I once scammed a cucumber seller for 20 pesos

I'm dumb rich my competition is jeff bezos

Unlike all the meme rappers all I spit is the truth

You don't wanna see me when I come out da booth (epic gun sound effect)

I once scammed a scammer the bitch scammed me back

Mint blizzard is bad and also very wack

"Sorry for the insult I really didn′t mean it"

You have such a thick unibrow I can′t see between it

The only good rapper is yuri tarded

Yuri ate too many mints and then he sharted

I shouldn't be dissing this is kinda the same genre

But atleast I can hit you two times with a double entendre

Scammed a grandma it only took one swipe

Got her passwords now im logging onto her skype

Im a proffesional scammer call me bernard

I just scammed my teacher out of his credit card

I just hit up plutten on my nokia, he supports massive amounts of homophobia

Im the swedish version of babytron

I just scammed a random as dude named william shawn

Instead of lean I sip julmust, the bitch tried to talk so I told her shut up and shushed

Unlike tay-k I beat the case, I lost my dad at ikea we went different ways

Bitch gave me head but couldnt reach the tip, like I said julmust is what I sip

You know all I do is scam and gaslight, scammed a little kid I found on fortnite

This is taking to long im going insane, on little kids I flex my gold chain

Walked down the street and I raped a dude

Now im stealing money from a homeless dude

Ion wanna fuck yo bitch she look like a crude

That bitch 700 lbs she ate all the food

Ran up on a opp and I made him weep

I just said a swearword it sounded like beep

Pray on little kids like im a creep

I feel like matthew the way I look at feet

I pull up to the function playing asmr

I scammed a scammer and he stole my car

Stole a hundred dollars from a martian on mars

You a skinny ass bitch you remind me of lars

I just stole a lollipop from a fucking baby

I asked to put it in her ass and she said maybe

Got bit by a rat now I have rabies

You a stupid ass bitch you sound like all the katies

When I fuck yo bitch she say l o l

Im just like yeat when I ring the bell

Scammed my local store for a dvd

This song is gonna be on a cd

Shot my little cousin cause I thought he was gay

Elias is a part of the kkk

I currently live inside of your walls

I am a better rapper than biggie smalls

Pull up to mallmö you pussy boy

Im gonna play your bitch like shes a toy

I got hella shooters like the taliban

Some of them are from afghanistan

All these other rappers yeah they fucking suck

Caught two my opps lacking call that shit bad luck

Fuck all them pussies that be hating

I scammed a bad bitch now were actually dating