You say you wanna take me down to Puerto Rico

Crowded Puerto Rico

Humid Puerto Rico

You say you wanna take me up to the mountains

The boring mountains

You say you wanna take out to Las Vegas

Viva viva Las Vegas

I heard it

I did it

I got the bill

I lived it

I paid it

Paying still

Compliments and promises can't fool me twice

Spreading lies like that around isn't very nice

You say I'm so fascinating like no one else you know

No one else you know?

Your wife should know

You say you wanna put me on some TV show

The Johnny Carson show?

Come on

Let's go

You say you wanna buy me leather coats and cars

Make me a star

Take a trip to Mars!

I did it

I got it

I got the jewel

I made it

I paid it

And I'm no fool

Compliments and promises can't fool me twice

You're such a low-life schemer

Beat it creep dematerialize

Beat it creep dematerialize