I wanna fuck a dog in the ass

He wants to fuck a dog in the ass

I wanna fuck a dog

That's right kids...

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass

I tried to fuck your dad in the ass

Could only find the dog

And his ass...

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fucking pirate in the ass

Argh! Me and me first mate, ya scurvy cur!

Tried to fuck a fucking pirate

But I found the dog

Argh! That was no pirate man, that was thy own sister!

It's a Mexican pirate...

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

Wanna fuck a fucking dog

Fuck you!