I wanna f*** a dog in the as*

(He wants to f*** a dog in the as*)

I wanna f*** a dog

That's right kids

I tried to f*** your mom in the as*

Tried to f*** your dad in the as*

Could only find the dog, and his as*

We wanna f*** a dog in the as*

We wanna f*** a dog in the as*

We wanna f*** a dog

I tried to f*** a f***en pirate in the as*

(Arg me and me

First mate ya scervy ker)

Tried to f*** a f***en pirate

But I found the dog

(Arg that was no pirate

It was my own sister)

We wanna f*** a dog in the as*

We wanna f*** a dog in the as*

Wanna f*** a f***in dog

F*** you