I′ve made my career as a waiter

And my job, well, it never gets old

I've seen romances bloomWild affairs meet their doom

Every night, some new sight to behold

Yet I find, as I wait on my tables

And serve them their baskets of bread

I can′t help but think

As they pick out a drink

Of what I would order instead...

I'd order love

Delicious, well-seasoned and rare

I'd order love

A big enough portion to share

Bring me all of the heartache

A small side of woe

That flavor of longing

That I long to know

I don′t need a menu

Just someone to care for my heart

Yes, I′d order love

There's no better dish to start

I′d order love

That's spicy and steaming and hot

Oh, I′d order love

So juicy - it hits the spot

I crave nights full of passion

All drizzled with lust

Breakfast in bed

Is an absolute must

Then bring on the marriage

But don't top it off with divorce

Yes, I′d order love

It's the very best second course

I'm tired of always observing

Loving couples, all dreamy and sweet

For years, I′ve been patiently waiting

When′s it gonna be my time to eat?

This lack of attention's unnerving

I fear that I′m losing my grip

If cupid keeps up this substandard service

I'm screwing him out of his tip!

He don′t get no tip!

Big finish!

I'd order love

Appetizer, main course and dessert - ball change!

Yes, I′d order love

Even if it was peppered with hurt

'Cause at least I could savor

The way that it feels

To not eat alone

For each one of my meals

There's a lot on the menu -

I′d have something else if I could

But I′d order love

'Cause there′s nothing else on this earth

That tastes so good!

Mmm, it tastes so good

Oh so very good

So good, so good