I.B. - Interview Bitch

B.S. - When I'm not sure who's talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are

M.L. - Mista Lawnge

Dres - Who else?

(Yo-Yo: "Don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out.")

I.B. - Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. association, Ladies Against

Sexist Motherfuckers. And today our guests are Black Sheep. You both

are from New York right?

B.S. - Ah. That's true. New York. That's true. Yo.

I.B. - You supposedly met in North Carolina?

B.S. - Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea.

I.B. - So what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New

York and North Carolina?

B.S. - Trees and building. Trees and buildings.

Dres - Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down

there. Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I'm saying.

B.S. - Tractors and rakes.

I.B. - Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you?

Dres - Next question please.

I.B. - Ah. Wow. In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes.

Why is that?

Dres - Listen, listen, listen. Honey, ho is merely short for honey.

Dig? Hoe is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped the -ney.

B.S. - Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right.

I.B. - Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your

grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl)

M.L. - Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I'm saying.

That's my point.

I.B. - Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?

M.L. - Could we talk about that some other time.

I.B. - But the people want to know.

M.L. - Not right now.

I.B. - But, but.

M.L. - Look, I said later man.

I.B. - I can dig it.

M.L. - I'll bet she can... ho knows all of my business.

I.B. - Ho