Goin' home, late last night

Suddenly I got a fright

Yeah I looked throught the window

And surprised what I saw

A Fairy with boots on dancin' with a dwarf

Alright now!

Fairies wear boots and now you gotta believe me

Yeah I saw it, I saw it

I tell you no lie

Yeah Fairies had boots and you gotta believe me

I saw it, I saw it with my own two eyes

Woah right now!

So I went to the doctor to see what he could give me

He said Son, son, you've gone too far

'Cause smokin' and trippin' is all that you do

Yeah!