There's a boy named Billy

He's from up there in Virginia

He makes that lightnin' holler in them hills

He's got a recipe handed down from his pappy

In a shiny 50-gallon copper still

There's a boy name Jose

Makes the best guacamole

And the hottest hot tamales in the land

He knows how to grow habeneros

And he plays in the mariachi band

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I'll trade you 20 Margaritas for your moonshine

'Cause I like to have a party all the time

I'll trade you 20 margaritas for your moonshine

'Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind

When Jose met Billy he was tequila crazy

In a honky tok getting cowboy drunk on a moonlight starry night

Jose said, "Billy we ought to have us a party

ANd invite all them senoritas and just watch that full moon shine"

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Now Jose and Billy became the best of buddies

And rasied a lot of hell around the world

But they'll never drink and drive cause they wanna stay alive

And have time to kiss all the lovely girls

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Oh I hear that stuff can really blow your mind