Angular.js is kind of an empress

And it′s not just the dress

It's the way she can impressTurning legacy systems into vintage tech

Earning my respect and altering the life of every dev

Google supposed to be top tier

Angular.js devs are the only ones with tears

Call me a staff engineer

Because I′m going to need a spear to steer through this code

Already on another version

Angular.js ain't no virgin

No other framework be this thicc

Millions of bytes she's a brick

Extra side of boilerplate

Java be jealous at this rate

Got my data two-way binded

No React.js, she got me blinded

More dependency injection

Giving classes a good connection

Completely misunderstood

Folder structure straight out of the hood

I′ve never felt so safe

Typescript prevents the chafe

Html templates are the best

Just needed to get that off my chest

They call me the angular killa

I keep my JS vanilla

October of 2010 you were released

Since then there hasn′t been peace

Made by Google

You're bitch made

They′re so dumb

Who rejected me

FAANG till you die

Or deprecate

But they can't protect your resume

The worst framework that was ever made

And now that′s your only skill?

But what projects use that still?

I don't know any

Angular JS was a bomb

Facebook had it right with the virtual dom

And now it′s hard for you to get a job

When you're not up to date

Because you made a mistake

I used to be a faangsexual

Now I'm not even flexible

Please don′t show me leetcode

I don′t want to reverse a node

Angular.js got me down

So much legacy code I feel like I'm about to drown

I can′t help but be depressed

I don't want to leave tech but its for the best

Carrots give me armor

Now I′m a farmer

Plowing fields for fun

Angular.js was like staring into the sun

Laying down seeds with a promise

Spring awaits a little son named thomas

Life goes by so fast

Boilerplate is a thing of the past

I'm at the peak of my career

No more fear

Just satisfaction

Angular.js didn′t even give me a fraction