Can't you hear those cavalry drums?

Hijacking your equilibrium

Midnight hags in the mausoleum

Where the pixilated doctors moan

Carnivores in the Kowloon night

Breathin' freon by the candlelight

Coquettes b*tch-slap you so polite

'til you thank them for the tea and sympathy

I wanna defy the logic of all sex laws

Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists

I'll let you be my chaperone at the halfway home

I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry

Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine

Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line

Runnin' buck wild like a concubine

Whose mother never held her hand

Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz

Wearin' hepatitis contact lens

Bed and breakfast getaway weekends

With Sports Illustrated moms

I wanna defy the logic of all sex laws

Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists

I'll let you be my chaperone at the halfway home

I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry