mtv makes me wanna smoke crack

fall out of the window and I'm never comin back

mtv makes me wanna get high

can't get a ride no matter how I try

and everything's perfect

and everything's bright

and everyone's perky

and everyone's uptight

I love those videos

I watch 'em all day........

(what's the problem?)

uh...I dunno just stop the tape...

(lounge act)

mtv whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack

fly out the window and I'm never comin' back

mtv makes me wanna get high as the moon

like a rubber balloon

aww get that squeegee

everything's wonderful

everything's grand

everything's swinging

all across the land you know it

bust out the biscuits

strike up the band

play those videos

every woman and man

cuz mtv, whoa! makes me wanna smoke crack

fly out the window

and I'm never comin back

mtv makes me wanna get high as a kite

gettin all uptight

take it

aww yeah

fake it till ya make it

right about now

steppin into a cold ass fashion

aww yeah weedwack that thing

I work down at the video store

makin some change

with a sparkle in my step

and a smile on my face

condominiums risin above

and those video's are better than love

yeah! mtv!

mtv! check!

mtv makes me wanna smoke crack!