If there's someone you can live

without,

then do so.

And if there's someone you can

just shove out,

then do so.

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You can be my Yoko Ono.

You can follow me wherever I go.

Be my, be my,

Be my Yoko Ono.

Isn't it beautiful to see two people

so much in love?

Barenaked as two virgins hand in

hand and and

and hand in glove.

Now that I'm far away it doesn't

seem to me to be

such a pain

To have you hanging off my ankle

like some kind of ball and chain.

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Oh no, here we go,

our life is just one big pun.

Ono, here we go as Yoko sings

Aieee!

I know that when I say this,

I may be stepping on pins and

needles;

But I don't like all these people

slagging her

for breaking up the Beatles.

(don't blame it on Yokey)

If I were John and you were Yoko,

I would gladly give up musical

genius

just to have my own

personal Venus.

(hit it)

Chorus