[Verse 1]

Taxi driver

Be my shrink for the hour

Leave the meter runnin'

It's rush hour

So take the streets if you wanna

Just outrun the demons, could you?

[Pre-Chorus]

He said, "Allahu akbar"

I told him, "Don't curse me"

"Bobo, you need prayer"

I guess it couldn't hurt me

[Chorus]

If it brings me to my knees

It's a bad religion

Ooh-ooh-hoo, this unrequited love

To me, it's nothin' but a one-man cult

And cyanide in my styrofoam cup

I can never make him love me

Never make him love me

Love me, love me

Love me, love me (Ooh-ooh-hoo)

Love me, love me (Ooh-ooh-hoo)

Love me, love me (Ooh-ooh-hoo)

Love me, love

[Verse 2]

Taxi driver

I swear I've got three lives

Balanced on my head like steak knives

I can't tell you the truth about my disguise

I can't trust no one

[Pre-Chorus]

And you say, "Allahu akbar"

I told him, "Don't curse me"

"Bobo, you need prayer"

I guess it couldn't hurt me, yeah

[Chorus]

If it brings me to my knees

It's a bad religion

Ah-ah, oh, unrequited love

To me, it's nothin' but a one-man cult

And cyanide in my styrofoam cup

I can never make him love me

Never make him love me

No, no, ahh

[Outro]

It's a, it's a bad religion

To be in love with someone who could never love you

Oh-oh-oh, only bad, only bad religion

Could have me feeling the way I do