no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norway

no one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop

[1st chorus:]

everyone mistakes you for a jew

your best friend is you [x2]

you have hook nose like a fucking jew

your best friend is you [x2]

no one cares about what you wrote,you're nothing but a spic,a 5 foot joke

every show you book is a fucking flop,you're a fucking midget and your broad's a wop

[2nd chorus:]

no one cares what your last show drew

your best friend is you [x2]

you're about as tall as tattoo

your best friend is you [x2]

your favorite letter's f

flunk-you flunked out of school

flop-every show that you do

fail-every class that you take

friends-not one you can make