I never bothered to find out why you're in jail

but, i think it's funny that you are

i hope you didn't actually do it

and your life got ruined for nothing

i don't know why you're in jail

and i don't fucking care

i hope you get raped every day

i'm glad you're stuck in there

you where probably in a drunken indian blackout

you where drinking listerine in the desert

your bartender shut you off, so you tried to scalp him

then you tried to shoot an fbi agent