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bill scott's dumb [x4]

you were brought up in a nudist colony

and you're also adopted too

you wear those gay pink shorts

and your dog shits all over the floor

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you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls

you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke

your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking stupid,and

bill scott's dumb