Painful tale of remorse

She broke my dick

Getting it on with Stacy

I swear this really happened

I pulled my trick maneuver

That′s when I heard it snappin'

She broke my dick, aw!

She goddamn broke my dick

Ever since I met her

My life′s been on the rocks

Cold ice packs and heating pads

And band aids for my... (gay hog)

She broke my dick (aw!)

She goddamn broke my dick

She broke my dick (Christ)

She goddamn broke my dick

(She broke his dick) she broke my dick

(Yeah, so this is it)

She goddamn broke my dick

Main vein shot with cortison

And ice pack on the rest

It hurt so much but I'd do it again

Why couldn't I have just left her unsatisfied?