If Linda Blair was my Lolita

Her head could spin.

She would levitate, vomit green

beat a priest

what a teen.

Dick Clark would grin.

And foul things'd surt without discretion

From her tiny mouth

She'd say "spank me spank me spank me DADDY."

Mommy's in bandages and smoking too

She doesn't like it when I tell her too

(chorus)

I don't know what's come over me

I'm not my self today.

I don't know what's come over me

Linda's all the rage

The Devil's underage.

Get that cross right out of their girl

You don't know where it's been.

You're 13, underage, into bondage,

it's just a phase

You're too young to sin.

Speaking tounges backwards in Latin.

Let me hear you say

"Spank me spank me spank me DADDY."

Comin' down stairs just to piss on the rug.

She's gonna get all this gnarly love.

(chorus)

The Power of Christ compels you

(repeated 4X)

..Christ compels you.

[Squealin' like a pig!]