She'll do your work in half the time

Never sick and can't go blind

Oh, woman machine

Brains of tape that fill her head

She knows more now than all the dead

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Heart of steel and skin that's cold

Can't wear her out, she can't grow old

Oh, woman machine

She goes to bed when her work is through

She'll do it all, just change the tubes

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine-ine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman

She can't talk back

With no playback

But she'll listen

To all your woe

Trade your old one

For a new one

They just don't make 'em like they used to

No!

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine

Oh, woman machine