Mary is the girl that I wanna kiss

She′s got big red eyes and big red lips

She's got big sharp teeth and big fat hips

Mary is the girl that I wanna fuck

She′s got a leather heart and leather gloves

She's the only girl that I wanna love

Listen to me, baby, I don't mind

I wanna be with you and waste my time

Give it to me, baby, I feel good

I wanna feel whatever you think I should

Sing it for me, baby, play my song

I wanna hear your daddy sing along

Mary is the girl that leaves you to rot

She says, "I am real, and you are not"

She says, "I am real, and you are not"