My wife has a charge card

That I got her the other day,

I owe five hundred dollars

that's just for yesterday.

I said,

"Honey, here's a present go out and shop around.

Get a couple of dresses and browse around

downtown."

She did just what I told her,

Bought one, two or three

Then came home looking silly

Making goo-goo eyes at me.

Chorus: (3X)

Master Charge

Master Charge

A Bank of America Card

I said, "Did you get your dresses?"

She said, "Yes, one or two,

but I had to get me some shoes and I needed

some jewelry too."

She had $200 dresses

That I could have made and I can't sowe!

Fifty Dollars pair of shoes

And I thought you so and so.

I said, "What about the jewelry?"

As calmly as I could.

She said, "Honey, you'll love them. They're pure African wood."

(Chorus) 3X

Let's charge it!

Let's charge it!

She said, "They were $200 and I paid

one and a half!"

I just didn't believe it,

I was so mad I had to laugh.

I could see it in my mind

On a horse like Paul Revere

I check my mail box

'cause these bills keep coming here.

(Chorus) 3X

Charge it!

Let's charge it!

Let's charge it!