I woke up the other night

Lying on the floor

Right beside someone

I've never seen before

She said my name's Juliet

And Romeo you ain't

Thats another good reason not to drink

Thats another good reason not to drink

When I'm sober I'm almost a saint

If I keep going on like this

I'll end up like ole Hank

Thats another good reason not to drink

I cant go see my best friend

He said stay away

Just because of what I said

On his wedding day

He oughta call a sherman

Cause she looks just like a tank

Thats another good reason not to drink

Thats another good reason not to drink

When I'm sober I'm almost a saint

If I keep going on like this

I'll end up like ole Hank

Thats another good reason not to drink

I'm gonna sue to city

About that policeman

Last night as I left the bar

He stepped right on my hand

He said 'Are you drunk or blind?'

I said 'Let me think'.

Thats another good reason not to drink

Thats another good reason not to drink

When I'm sober I'm almost a saint

If I keep going on like this

I'll end up like ole Hank

Thats another good reason not to drink

Thats another good reason not to drink

When I'm sober I'm almost a saint

If I keep going on like this

I'll end up like ole Hank

Thats another good reason

Baby let me in I'm freezing

Another good reason not to drink