Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay

Your eyes are tired but keep ′em open

'Cause you wouldn′t want to miss a thingCome on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay

Your eyes are tired, but keep 'em open

'Cause you wouldn′t want to miss a thing

It′s kinda funny how I paid for college when YouTube was an option

But then I would've had to spend my best years

Skipping ads and reading comments

And when the hell did advertisements get so good

They′re like narcotics

So now I'm spending every penny I own

I should′ve allotted to finish in college

It's kinda funny how I keep debating

If someone′s shy or if they hate me

I feel like everyone I know right now

Is hooking up and getting wasted (without me)

And maybe sex is overrated but we're too shy to ever say it

So we pretend we're all amazing

It′s 3:00 a.m., I should be sleeping

Would you go running if you saw the real me?

Maybe you′d love 'em

Yeah, maybe you′d feel me

But I'll never ask you, no, that′s super scary

Sorry to bail, it's already three o′clock

It's too hard to tell if anything's real or not

It′s kinda funny how you vote for someone

To vote for someone, to vote for someone

And you might end up with someone evil, but you say that he means well

If I keep on talking politics, my friends will dip, they′re over it

If I keep on talking politics, I'm Hamilton (without the hits)

Would you go running if you saw the real me?

Maybe you′d love 'em

Yeah, maybe you′d feel me

But I'll never ask you, no that′s super scary

Sorry to bail, it's already three o'clock

It′s too hard to tell if anything′s real or not

Come on guy, I promise everything will be alright, be okay

Your eyes are tired, but keep 'em open

′Cause you wouldn't want to miss a thing

Da, da, da, da, da

Da, da, da, da, da

Da, da, da, da, da

Da, da, da, da, da

Isn′t this obvious, am I insane?

Let's blame our parents ′cause they taught us their ways

Stay out of politics, stay on the fence

Stay out of all of it to keep half your fans

Isn't this obvious, am I insane?

There might be two sides to everything that you say

It's all a bit cloudy but there′s one thing I know

That if you′re fucking racist then don't come to my show

(No, we have to do one more)