put on your yarmulke

here comes hanukah

so much funnaka

to celebrate hanukah

hanukah is the festival of lights instead of one day of preasents have eight crazy nights

when you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree

here is a list of people who are jewish just like you and me

david lee rothe lights the monora

so do james con curt douglass and the late donna shora

guess who eats together at the conagee deli

bowser for shanna and auther fonzarelli

ponnomans half jewish goldie hawns half two

put them together what a fine looking jew

you dont need deck the halls or jingle bell rock

cause you can spin a dradle with captian kirk and mr.spok, both jewish

put on you yarmalke

its time for hanukah

the owner of the seattle supersonicas

celebrates hanukah

oj simpson, not a jew

but guess who is, hall of famer rob coru, he converted

we got ann landers and her sister dear abby

harrison fords a quarter jewish not to shabby

some people think that ebinesier scredge is

well hes not, but guess who is, all three stodges

so many jews are in show biz

tom cruise isnt but i heard his agent is

tell you friend veronica

dont foget a hermanica on this lovely lovely hanukah

so drink your gin and tonica

and smoke you marjianica

if you really really wanttica

have a happy happy happy happy happy hanukah

happy hanukah